themanwithfrozenhearts:

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

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meladoodle:

Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us

(Source: meladoodle)

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

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primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words 

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euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

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fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

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  • me: [goes to plastic surgeon] hi i'd like a boopy nose
  • doctor: excuse me?
  • me: [holds up a picture of luke hemmings] BOOPY
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